This is a short interview with the ZombieMUD Archwizard Pittis. It is in finnish, but there is also an english translation. The meaning of the original comments may have changed slightly because of the translation.

Breath: Terve! Olen Breath Breathin ZombieMUD Archive sivuilta! Esittelisitko itsesi lukijoillemme?
[Hi! I am Breath from Breath's ZombieMUD Archive pages! Could you introduce yourself to our readers?]

Pittis: olen suuri arkkivelho PITTIS, kaikki kumartavat nimedni
[I am the humble archwizard Pittis, I am here to protect, serve and help the players]

B: oletko ollut kauan arkkivelho ja onko se raskasta? mita kaikkea toimenkuvaasu kuuluu?
[How long have you been an archwizard and is it a hard work? What kind of things archwizards do?]

P: arkkivelhoilu on todella raskasta, tehtaviin kuuluu syyttomien bannaaminen seka zappaaminen ja kaikenlainen muu kiusaaminen
[Some may consider being an archwizard to be very hard work, but because of all the nice players here the work is really fun and rewarding. Archwizards are here to help players and code new things for them]

B: loytyyko noita syyttomia paljon? eiko niiden etsiminen ole vaikeaa?
[Sometimes you also have to find and punish players who have done illegal deeds, is that hard?]

P:syyttomia on vaikea loytaa mutta onneks arkkivelho toveri WAAAR on tehnyt ohjelman joka loytaa aina pelista satunnaisen syyttoman jota kiusata
[Finding those persons isn't that hard, but it is the punishing part that I hate, most of the archwizards like Waaar totally agree with me on this]

B: teilla velhoilla taitaa olla oikein hyva toverihenki! teetteko yhdessa muutakin kuin kiusaatte syyttomia, esim kaytte piknikeilla yms?
[You wizards seem to have really good team spirit! Do you do other things togethet besides controlling the mud?]

P: joo, olen nahnyt eraan aloittelevan velhon (dranil) paikallisissa ravitsemusliikkeissa silloin talloin, myos vanhasta arkkivelhosta (ZEITH) on samanmoisia havaintoja
[Yes, we like to study and go to movies with each other. Usually some wizards like Dranil and Zeith help me with my homework]

B: velhon tyo kuulostaa paitsi hauskalta myos haastavalta, teilla taytyy olla hyva palkkausjarjestelma, kertoisitko hieman siita?
[Being a wizards sounds to be really fun stuff to do, what kind of reward you get from it?]

P: palkaksi saa paskaa ja whinea
P: ja mielihyvaa toisten kiusaamisesta
[The best reward is to know that you are helping people]

B: paskanhan me kaikki tunnemme mutta kertoisitko tarkemmin tasta whinesta, mita se on ja saatteko sita riittavasti?
[It is nice to know that you truly enjoy your job, is there any other way players could reward you for your great job?]

P: whine on aina jos joku puhuu jotai kanavilla tai sanoo jotain
P: myos newssit ja tellit ovat whinea
[I really love it when mortals tell their worries and problems to me.. Channels and news aren't that good forum, I prefere that players use tells when contacting me]

B: kertoisitko hieman zombiemudin tulevaisuuden nakymista ja siita mita itse aiot tehda jatkossa?
[Could you tell us something about the future of the ZombieMUD and your part in it?]

P: md ldhen nyt ravitsemusliikkeeseen!
[Yes, we will make ZombieMUD the best mud in the world, we have the best players, wizards and athmosphere! Sorry, but now I have to go to study and drive my mother to the church, may the God be with you!]

There is a loud clap of thunder.
Lightning strikes!
That really HURT!

You die.
You have strange feeling.
You can see your own dead body above.

[inform]: Breath dies.