Seinfeld episode: MARYBELLE Written by Chris and Otto Holm 1998 http://members.tripod.com/~xgener8or chris.holm@nic.fi -------------------------------------------- INT. MOVIE THEATRE LOBBY There is a big sign for the new movie "Badass Cops" in the hall. George is standing in the line. There is a FATSO with a big black moustache before George. GEORGE (thinking) Badass Cops, Can you Survive?...Oh yeah, I'm a Badass. Badass George. But nah...I can't be a badass. I'm short. I'm bald....But can I...Badasses are tall and have lots of hair and muscles...I have muscles. I can lift Kramer. How much does Kramer weigh? A lot. Hey, maybe I CAN be a Badass. It's all about attitude. Looks don't count. YEAH. I am a Badass. Badass George. Oh Yeah. He starts humming the tune "Bad To The Bone" and looks really proud of himself. The line moves forward. Now it's the fatso's turn. FATSO Hi. I'd like fifty tickets please. Can I pick the seats? VENDOR Certainly. FATSO Ok. I'd like five from there to there. Two from there. Ten from that seat to that seat. Well, let me see... How are the surround qualities of this theatre heard from this position. VENDOR Seventy five persent. FATSO Allrighty then. Give me three seats from here through here. Oh forget these two seats here... GEORGE Excuse me mister, but I couldn't help hearing what you are doing... FATSO So? GEORGE Well, me and my friend are going to watch this very same movie and I was thinking if you could spare a couple of seats for us? FATSO No. He turns back to the vendor. FATSO As I was saying, I wan't four seats from here and thirty six seats from here to here... GEORGE Excuse me, but let me get this straight. You are having fifty seats and you can't spare a couple of seats for us? Is that so? FATSO You got a problem with that? GEORGE You bet your ass I have! Now you listen to me Fatso! You have fifty seats for Gods sake! Now you give me those to seats the easy way or I'll take them the hard way! FATSO Tough luck pal. He turns back to the vendor. FATSO And these five from here. VENDOR Here you go. FATSO Thank you. He turns to George, smiling. FATSO I got all the best seats.. George goes effing mad. GEORGE Aaarrrr!!!! The fatso leaves smiling annoyingly and humming for himself. VENDOR Are you going to buy something? GEORGE Well I'd like these two seats from here... Or... VENDOR Hurry up. I don't have all day! GEORGE Well, I'd like these seats... VENDOR They're taken! GEORGE Well if I just then... A man behind George knocks on his back. MAN Hey! Are you going to buy the whole theatre? VENDOR Hurry up mister, the line is waiting! GEORGE ARRR!!! George leaves frantically, filled with adrenaline. INT. COFFEE SHOP Jerry and his new girlfriend MARYBELLE are sitting at the table. MARYBELLE Don't you just love that scene when Leonardo saves Rose from jumping over the edge. Jerry looks really bored. JERRY Yeah, right...Titanic. MARYBELLE And when he drew that picture... Jerry really tries to smile. JERRY Mmhmm... MARYBELLE Wouldn't it be great to actually meet Leonardo. JERRY Yeah, right. MARYBELLE I bet he would save me too. Would you save me jerry? JERRY Yeah, sure. MARYBELLE Oh Jerry. I want to see it again, again and again. JERRY I know... MARYBELLE It's so tragic when he dies. I always start to cry when he dies. It's so tragic... JERRY It breaks me too... MARYBELLE Last time I saw Titanic my favourite scene was the one where they are dancing. JERRY Marybelle. I've been thinking about us, about our relationship. Maybe we should start seeing other movies. I think it would be better for our relationship. Many couples have done so. Maybe we should too. MARYBELLE What? You don't love me anymore? Is that it? You think it's better to see other movies? Well if that's your attitude then fine! Marybelle grabs her purse and is about to leave. JERRY No! Marybelle! I didn't mean that! I'm sorry! I was just kidding! I do it for a living! I'm a comedian! Marybelle becomes happier. She checks her watch. MARYBELLE (CONT'D) Oh look at the time, I better hurry up to go reserve our tickets for tomorrow. I'll call you later. Bye Jerry. JERRY Yeah, have fun. Bye! Marybelle leaves and George enters. He is wearing a black LEATHER JACKET and is walking like a tough guy. GEORGE Yo Jerry, My man! JERRY Oh, look at you. Aren't you a real tough guy. George sits down. GEORGE That's me. I'm a Badass. Badass George. The old George is no more. I'm the NEW George. Badass George. Suddenly we hear the intro tune from "Bad To The Bone". JERRY What was that? GEORGE Yeah? Check this out. He takes out a small DICTAPHONE from his pocket at puts it on the table. He presses a button and again we hear the tune. GEORGE (CONT'D) You know, Jerry, when I was in the theatre it suddenly hit me. JERRY What? GEORGE There was something in the lighting in there. I realized there was something missing in my life. I asked myself, what am I? What would I REALLY like to be? And it hit me. I want to be a Badass. It doesn't matter if you're short and bald. You can still be a real Badass. It's all about the attitude. So here I am...BADASS GEORGE. JERRY What's a Badass? GEORGE Badass is... It's a bit hard to explain... Just wait till you see that movie "Badass Cops". Then the true meaning of Badass will come to you. JERRY Oh yeah. Did you get the tickets? GEORGE No... You know, you look real tired. Your eyes are all red. JERRY Oh It's this girl I'm dating. She insists on watching Titanic every day. I've seen at least twenty times now and she must've seen it, I don't know, forty times. We've done nothing else for the past two weeks than been watching Titanic. GEORGE So she's a Titanist. JERRY I really hate that movie. I mean what's the point in a movie where you follow a lovestory and you know they're both gonna end up dead. GEORGE Rose didn't die. JERRY Geeoorge... GEORGE Ok, why don't you just break up with her? JERRY I can't. She feels right. I mean I really like her. I think she might be the one. GEORGE How did you meet her? JERRY I was watching Titanic. GEORGE So what are you doing tomorrow? JERRY Watching Titanic. INT. RESTAURANT Elaine and her new boyfriend MATTHEW are having dinner. MATTHEW The MI/C utilises conventional tritanium and polyduranide in its construction as it handles only cryogenic deuterium and similar fuels... Elaine is smiling. She hasn't got a clue what the man is talking about. ELAINE (thinking) Wow, this guy is really smart. I bet he's a physichs professor, or at least a doctor. They get paid well. I bet he's real rich. MATTHEW ...The QCRD on the other hand employs alternating layers of superdense forced matrix cobalt-yttrium-polyduranide and 854 kalinite argium. ELAINE Yeaah...nice... (thinking) I know! He works for NASA, he must be a real important man, maybe a rocket scientist or something. The man just keeps talking and Elaine keeps nodding. INT. MOVIE THEATRE - TITANIC - NIGHT People are crying all over. Marybelle is totally captured by the movie. Jerry looks like a zombie, red eyes and expressionless. The movie ends and the lights go on. MARYBELLE Oh Jerry. This movie is so touching. Hold me. Jerry bounces from his chair, expressionless. He's been through some really horrible stuff. JERRY Yeah, thank you very much! He starts walking out like a robot. Marybelle is left behind. MARYBELLE Jerry! INT. GEORGE'S APARTMENT George is watching "Terminator 2" GEORGE This is one Badass movie. Oh Right. He turns around and looks at his leather jacket hanging on the rack. GEORGE (CONT'D) Hmmm... He walks in front of a mirror wearing the leather jacket. He looks in the mirror and starts talking to himself. GEORGE (CONT'D) Give me your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle. He puts on a more Badass look. GEORGE (CONT'D) Give me your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle. But something's missing here. GEORGE Sunglasses, I need sunglasses... He moves to a drawer, opens it and starts tossing stuff out. GEORGE Where are they? Then something drops in front of him. He picks it up. GEORGE What's this? It's an old photograph of his parents holding a baby girl between them. Behind the photograph is a name MARYBELLE. GEORGE (CONT'D) Hmmm. INT. FRANK AND ESTELLE COSTANZA'S HOUSE The phone rings. Frank answers. FRANK Hello. GEORGE Hello dad. This is George. FRANK Whaddaya want sonny? GEORGE I found this old photograph of you two with a baby girl. It reads Marybelle on the back. Who is she? George hears Frank shouting. FRANK I told you to get rid of that picture!... He hangs up. GEORGE Dad...dad...hello? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT Marybelle is standing at the front door. She's just leaving. MARYBELLE So I'll see you tomorrow? JERRY Ok. MARYBELLE Ok. Bye. She kisses Jerry before she leaves. Jerry drops on the couch. He looks real overstressed. Kramer enters KRAMER Hey buddy. You have any Coca Cola? JERRY Yeah. In the fridge. Kramer opens the fridge. KRAMER You got any Fanta? JERRY Yeah. Why? Kramer grabs a bottle of Coke and Fanta KRAMER I got this really good business idea. It's for a new drink. You take a bit Coca Cola and mix it with Fanta. I call it "Coca Fan" He starts to mix them together. JERRY Coca Fan? That sounds like somekind of a drug thing. You're a fan of cocaine. You're a coca fan. KRAMER I thought it sounds like you're having real fun while drinking it. So anyway, I'm taking it to the big executives tomorrow. The intercom beeps. JERRY Yeah? ELAINE (V.O.) It's me. JERRY Who? Rose? ELAINE No, Elaine... Jerry, are you allright? JERRY I'm allright. Come on up. (to Kramer) It's Elaine. KRAMER Yeah, Jerry. Are you allright? Your eyes are all red. Let me see them. Kramer walks closer. JERRY No kramer, I'm allright... KRAMER No Jerry, you look hideous. Have you been watching Titanic again? JERRY I had to... KRAMER My God Jerry! You got to stop watchin Titanic! It's killing you Maan!... We're taking this to the doctors... Here, have some Coca Fan. JERRY I'm from one step away being a coca fan myself. Elaine enters. ELAINE Hi! What's up. KRAMER Jerry's been watching too much Titanic. ELAINE Really? I love that movie. KRAMER Want some Coca Fan? Kramer hands Elaine some Coca Fan. ELAINE So anyway. I met this really cute guy. He's a rocket scientist, you know. I met him yesterday and he just kept talking and talking about how a warp drive works. KRAMER Warp drive? Elaine, that's from Star Trek. ELAINE What? No, it isn't. KRAMER Yes it is. I have been watching Star Treks over at Newman's. He's got them all. I know, Elaine. That guy is a trekkie. He's probably got his own Starfleet uniform or Doctor Spock's ears. ELAINE No he isn't. He's a rocket scientist and he works for NASA. KRAMER Trekkie. ELAINE No! KRAMER A reeaaal trekkie! Elaine is about to leave. ELAINE (with tears in her eyes) No! He's a scientist and he works for NASA! He's a very important man and you just can't handle it! Elaine leaves. KRAMER Well isn't she a hostile one. Well what do you think? Is the Coca Fan going to be a hit or what? JERRY Definitely a hit. INT. MATTHEW'S BUILDING - HALL Elaine and Matthew are walking along the hall. MATTHEW ...and did you know that by uncoupling the Heisenberg inverters you can actually enhance the molecular cohesion of the subject's body, thus ensuring that you can actually bypass the antimaterial diffusion of the theoretical inversion flux... ELAINE (thinking) Oh yeah, a Rocket scientist. Star Trek, yeah right. Kramer doesn't know what he's talking about. This guy is definitely a rocket scientist. They come up to Matthew's apartment door. MATTHEW Well this is it. He opens the door and they step in. INT. MATTHEWS'S APARTMENT It's completely dark in here. ELAINE Hey what's the... MATTHEW (whispering) Shhh..quiet. Matthew walks in silently, Elaine follows him. A dark figure can be seen sitting in the shadows. VOICE (V.O.) Jim...Help me...You left me on Genesis MATTHEW Spock? VOICE (V.O.) ...Why did you do that...Help me. Matthew rushes for the figure and grabs him. MATTHEW BONES! The lights go on. The room is filled with Star Trek stuff. Posters on the wall, Enterprises hanging from the ceiling. Futuristic lights and action figures all over. Matthew is holding a guy dressed in a Star Trek uniform and wearing Spock's ears, it's Matthew's best friend PAUL. MATTHEW (CONT'D) Paul!! What are you doing here? PAUL Surprise!! Matthew grabs Paul's wrist and twists it from the palm and starts to rub it against his chin. MATTHEW Glooo...CHIN GYMNASTICS! PAUL Glohooot! Elaine looks shocked. INT. COFFEE SHOP Jerry and Elaine are talking. JERRY So he's a trekkie. So what? People like Star Trek. I like Star Trek. ELAINE That's not all. He's a mad man! My God Jerry, a mad man! JERRY So what? I'm a madman. Kramer is a madman. ELAINE That's not funny. He has this really weird habit with his friend. Every time they meet, they start to perform these... these DECHOISMS! JERRY Aha, like Macgyverisms. ELAINE No Jerry! And worst of all they do something they call CHIN GYMNASTICS! Elaine starts to rub her wrist with her chin. Seinfeld follows the example. JERRY Like this? ELAINE Yeah... JERRY Hey this feels good. It helps your chin relax. ELAINE Sigh... George enters JERRY Hey George! What's up? George sits down. GEORGE Something weird. I found this picture in my drawer, while I was searching for sunglasses. JERRY Why were you searching for sunglasses? GEORGE Hey, Badass George, remember? JERRY Aah, of course. GEORGE Well, anyway, take a look at this. He shows them the picture. ELAINE What a cute baby. JERRY Yeah, nice. She looks a bit like you. GEORGE Her name is Marybelle. I called my parents but they hanged up on me. I think they're hiding something. JERRY Sounds like a conspiracy. ELAINE Must go all the way to the White House. JERRY They always do. GEORGE Anyway, I'm meeting my parents today.I think I may have a sister. I'm really excited. Jerry looks at his watch. JERRY Ohh, I have to go, AGAIN. GEORGE Titanic? JERRY Titanic. ELAINE Why are you torturing yourself like this? JERRY I have no choice. If I say no she'll dump me. ELAINE Hey I know. You could take something with you to the theatre. Like a magazine or even better, a walkman. That way you wouldn't have to suffer so much and she would still like you. GEORGE Hey that's a good idea, JERRY Yeah. INT. MOVIE THEATRE - TITANIC Once again the people are crying and Marybelle is with them. Jerry on the other hand is smiling. He looks relaxed, because he listening to a walkman, pretending to watch the movie. The movie ends and the lights go on. Jerry discreetly puts away the walkman. MARYBELLE Oh Jerry! Hold me. Jerry holds her as they walk out, Jerry looks quite happy. INT. RESTAURANT George and his parents are sitting at the table. FRANK There was something you wanted to talk about. GEORGE Yes. Who's this girl in this picture? FRANK (sighs) It was only a matter of time... George... This girl is you. GEORGE What... FRANK Your mother and I always wanted a little daughter, but God gave us a boy, so we had to dress you as a girl. GEORGE What... ESTELLE You were such a beautiful little girl. GEORGE What... no... FRANK George, listen to me. In our hearts you will always be our little Marybelle. George bounces up from his chair. GEORGE No! I'm not Marybelle! I'm a Badass! FRANK George listen to me... The whole restaurant starts to laugh at George. GEORGE No! I'm a Badass I tell you, Badass!!! A GAY COUPLE smiles at him. GAY MAN Hello Marybelle. George rushes towards the exit. GEORGE I'm a BADAAAAAS!!! INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT Jerry and Elaine are there. JERRY It's incredible. I was able to sit through the entire movie and still feeling no pain at all. ELAINE I told you it would work. JERRY So how are things with the rocket scientist? ELAINE I dumped him. Kramer enters. KRAMER Hey Jerry, Glohoot! He makes a dechoism. Jerry responds. JERRY Gloooo! Elaine looks shocked. ELAINE Oh no...not you too. Elaine heads to the door. ELAINE That's not funny! You know, that kind of people actually DO exist! She leaves. KRAMER Do they... Jerry performs some Chin Gymanstics. KRAMER Is that Chin Gymnastics. JERRY Yeah. Kramer tries it out too. KRAMER Feels good. JERRY It actually makes your muscles in your chin relax. Kramer nods. KRAMER Hey, I got an appointment for you with a doctor. His name is Wong Cheung. JERRY Like in that restaurant down the street? KRAMER Yea. It's the same guy. JERRY No No No! I'm not getting in this one! This sounds too suspcicious! KRAMER Come on Jerry! What do you got to loose? You look like a zombie! JERRY Better zombie than dead! KRAMER It's the same thing. JERRY Is he reliable? KRAMER Sure! He cured me from my post- Star Trek syndrome, when I had been watching Star Trek five days in a row with Newman. JERRY Was it bad? KRAMER Believe me, it was bad. JERRY Oh allright. KRAMER Come on Jerry! Let's go grab us a couple'a acupunctures! INT. WONG CHEUNG'S RESTAURANT Kramer and Jerry enter. There is a Chinese chef making suschi, juggling a knife and shouting. JERRY Are you sure about this? KRAMER Yea yea. Don't worry. (to chef) Hey Master Cheung!! I have your patient here! WONG CHEUNG Ahh, Jelly Seinfeld! This way! Follow me! Jerry tries to turn back. JERRY Ooh, I don't know about this Kramer... KRAMER Nah, don't be a baby! He's a doctor! JERRY If he's a doctor, then what's he doing with a meatcleaver? Wong Cheung first chops a sushi and then he gestures at them with the meatcleaver. KRAMER ...Mutilating? Jerry is struck with panic. JERRY Allright, I want out of here! Kramer grabs him and starts to drag him ín to the back. Jerry is struggling. KRAMER Come on now!... Don't make this any harder than it already is... Come on! JERRY No No!!! INT. BACK ROOM There is a real medical bed. Wong Cheung points at it. WONG CHEUNG Lie hele prease and take clothes off. JERRY What? I'm not taking my clothes off. KRAMER I think you better do what he says, Jerry. He's a doctor, he has seen some peewees and weewees before. WONG CHEUNG Hully! Time is of essence. JERRY Well I'm not taking my clothes off if he's watching. (indicating Kramer) WONG CHEUNG Mistel Klamel. Prease tuln alound. NOW! Kramer hops and turns around fast. JERRY All right then. Jerry starts to undress. WONG CHEUNG Now...We begin! Wong Cheung lights up some candles and takes a KATANA from the wall. He begins chanting in Japanese and swinging the sword in the air. Jerry looks panicked. KRAMER Jerry! What's happening there? JERRY That man is going TO KILL ME!! Wong Cheung puts the sword in a holster and turns toward Jerry. WONG CHEUNG Now..We ale leady to begin. On youl back prease. NOW! Jerry quickly lies down on his back. Wong Cheung starts to feel his stomach. WONG CHEUNG (CONT'D) What is ploblem hele? KRAMER He's been watching too much Titanic. WONG CHEUNG Ahh...Post Titanic syndlome. Vely hald to cule. Need many needles. Lot of pain. JERRY Needles?? Nooo. I hate needles. Jerry tries to get up but Wong Cheung holds him down WONG CHEUNG You must hold still prease! Wong Cheung grabs a large ACUPUNCTURE PACK from the floor and places it on the table. WONG CHEUNG (CONT'D) Now..This will hult. Hold still. JERRY Aaaahhhh!!!! KRAMEEER!!!! Help meee! KRAMER (crying) I can't Jerry. Please forgive me! Wong Cheung look at his watch. WONG CHEUNG Oooh, look at time fry. He takes his coat of and hangs it on the wall. KRAMER Wait, Where are you going? WONG CHEUNG I must hully. Othelwise be late from Titanic. Wong is walking out of the room. Kramer goes after him. KRAMER No, noo you won't. They disappear behind the corner. KRAMER Stop it! Noo! AAA! JEERRRYY! WONG CHEUNG HYAAAAA!!! SLAP! BANG! Kramer comes from behind the corner, holding his right eye, which is BLACK. KRAMER He's as fast as a lightning!... Maybe we should come back later. JERRY Noo! Never! Ever again! He starts to throw his clothes back on. KRAMER Jerry, that man is an expert... JERRY I said NEVER! INT. MOVIE THEATRE LOBBY George is standing in the line. He looks really nervous. GEORGE (for himself in the notes of "Bad To The Bone") Badass badass George. I'm a I'm a Badass... The line moves forward. Now it's George's turn. He turns around and sees the fatso sitting behind the counter. FATSO (smiling annoyingly) Hello. GEORGE What?? YOU!! NOOOO! George rushes to the other counter and grabs a ticket fast and runs in to the theatre. INT. THEATRE -BALCONY LEVEL George sits in a free seat. He takes out the dictaphone and plays the badass tune and smiles for himself. GEORGE Oh yeah. Badass Cops. He puts on a really badass look and starts to eat his popcorns. The movie starts. The theme of Titanic starts to play. George stops eating popcorn and desperatly starts to look for his ticket. It reads: Titanic. He shakes his head in disbelief. GEORGE No...no... He looks to his right and sees the same gay couple we saw in the restaurant sitting there. GAY MAN Hello Marybelle. George leans away to the left of his seat. He puts the dictaphone to his ear and plays the badass tune. With his left hand he starts to perform Chin Gymnastics. The people in the balcony are crying. INT. MOVIE THEATRE -FLOOR LEVEL Down below Marybelle is wiping tears from her eyes. Everyone is crying, except Jerry. He is wearing earphones and watching Baseball on a small handheld TV. He's eating popcorn. He reaches down for a big burger from a paper bag. Marybelle is clearly disturbed by all this. MARYBELLE Jerry. Jerry can't hear her. MARYBELLE JERRY! She grabs Jerrys earphones. MARYBELLE Jerry! JERRY What? MARYBELLE Why aren't you watching the movie? JERRY Sorry. Doctor's orders. He looks back at the TV screen. Marybelle takes it away from him. MARYBELLE Jerry! Then hell brakes loose. Jerry gets a full dose of Titanic. He stands up and shouts JERRY (CONT'D) Nooo!! No more Titanic!! He starts to run away. JERRY I can't stand this nomore! MARYBELLE Jack my loved one! Up on the balcony George looks down and sees Jerry running. GEORGE (for himself) Jerry? (shouting) JERRY! George starts to run down. As he jumps up his popcorns fly down from the balcony. GAY MAN Marybelle! My loved one! Jerry is running towards the exit. JERRY NO TITAAANIIIIC!! GEORGE JEEEERRYYYY!! The gay man is coming after George. GAY MAN MARYBEEELLLE!! Geroge's popcorn lands right in front of Jerry. Jerry slips on the popcorn and lands on his head. BLAM! BLACKOUT! INT. HOSPITAL George is standing in front of Jerry, who is lying in a bed. JERRY The Titanic...It's sinking...We gotta get out of here...Rose noooo..... GEORGE Jerry! Can you hear me? JERRY Ahhhhh. What happened? Where am I? George? Is that you? GEORGE You slipped on my popcorns. That was quite a blam on your head. Luckily your head is like solid rock. Kramer and Wong Cheung enter the room. KRAMER Hey buddy. How are you feeling? I took Master Cheung with me. JERRY Take that mad man away from me! WONG CHEUNG I see you ale still feeling down. I come back later. Then I cule you. JERRY No..Never again!!! WONG CHEUNG Why you go watch Titanic when suffeling flom Post Titanic Syndlome? JERRY It was because of Marybelle. GEORGE No, not you too. That's not funny anymore! Noo sir! I'm a badass! Badass Geeorge! Baadass! George runs out crying. KRAMER Well, take me away from this crazy thing called "love". Kramer pats Jerry on his shoulder. KRAMER Well Jerry, we better be going. We're going to see "Badass Cops". I sent this guy to buy fifty tickets for Master Cheungs group of terminally ill Titanists. It's a real bargain. WONG CHEUNG Hai! Best cule fol Titanic is a Badass Movie. KRAMER See you later buddy. Kramer and Wong Cheung leave. INT. HOSPITAL HALLWAY Kramer and Cheung walk out, Marybelle passes them. She is carrying a bag. Kramer waves at her as they pass her. As they walk it suddenly hits Kramer. He looks back over his shoulder to see Marybelle entering Jerry's room with A TITANIC VIDEO in her bag. KRAMER Jeerrryyyyy!!!!! Noooo!!!! He stumbles around hitting Wong Cheung in his face, sending him against the wall and starts to run toward Jerry's room. INT. JERRY'S ROOM JERRY Oh hi Marybelle. MARYBELLE Hi Jerry. I brought you something. JERRY What is it? A surprise. Oh goody! MARYBELLE You'll never believe it. I got the first bootleg copy of titanic. Now we can watch it together until you get better. Jerrys eyes widen on panic. MARYBELLE Let me put it in the VCR. JERRY Marybelle, no! The movie starts. Jerry jumps out of the bed. JERRY Noo more Titanic!!!!! He rushes to the window and starts to open it. MARYBELLE Jerry! What are you doing? Jerry opens the window. Kramer breaks in from the door. KRAMER JERRYYY!!! NOOOO!!!!! EXT. WINDOW Jerry jumps from the window with his arms wide open. JERRY I'M THE KING OF THE WOOOORLD!!!!!! THE END